they need to just BURY HIM!
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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