He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
