thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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