i just had sex bonerless
Say something about gay babies.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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