Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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