At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
