im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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