Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
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Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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