so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
The Olympian is in my bed
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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