What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Actions speak louder than pants.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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