Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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