I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
3pm strippers are depressing
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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