No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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