put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
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It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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