I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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