forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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