Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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