This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
please don't ironically join a cult
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