Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
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I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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