Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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