it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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