Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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