She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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