My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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