When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Come share oat with me in your robe
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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