If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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