What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
