bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
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Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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