Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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