physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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