But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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