so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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