Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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