My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
handjob tips. give me some.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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