Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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