Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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