Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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