the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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