I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm both gender and math confused
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
