So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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