So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
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You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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