shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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