I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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