What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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