Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just took my morning after pill in the library
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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