remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Randomize
