can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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