There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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