That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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