when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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