Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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