8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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