i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Semen is not good for contacts.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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