If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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