Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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