Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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